Little Johnny
Little Johnny was told by his friends that adults have a deep dark secret and can be easily manipulated.
Johnny decides
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Two men are walking their dogs
Two men are walking their dogs (a doberman and a chihuahua) when they see a restaurant.
They’re pretty hungry, do they decide to head in for a bite to eat. Unfortunately, they see a sign out front that says “NO DOGS ALLOWED”….
Problem solving nowadays
How to solve a problem
Look attentively
Look attentively
Jokes to your email!
I told my wife I’m going to arrange…
I told my wife I’m going to arrange the herbs in alphabetical order from now on.
She said, “Where would you find the time?”
Musician life
What’s the difference between a musician and a large pizza?
Please undress
So I took off her shirt. Then she said, “Take off my skirt.” I took off her skirt. “Take off my shoes.” I took off her shoes. “Now take off my bra and panties.” and so I took them off….
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Love others
The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss. “I told you,” the wife replies, “he died last week.” The day after he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this time the wife…
Slow entry
“Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?”
One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts, “Gringo, we are invading the United States of America to reclaim the territory taken by the
Albert Einstein challenged Mr. Bean
Einstein said to Mr. Bean: “I’ll ask you a question.If you can’t answer correctly, you’ll give me one dollar. Then you ask me a question. If I can’t answer correctly, I’ll give you 1000 dollars.
Einstein: asks a question.
A wife decides to take her husband, Dave, to a strip club for his birthday.
A wife decides to take her husband, Dave, to a strip club for his birthday.
They arrive at the club and the doorman says, “Hey, Dave! How ya doin’?”
His wife is puzzled and asks if hes been to th
At the hairdressers feeling like Shredder
At the hairdressers feeling like Shredder
Weight loss program
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5lbs weight loss program.
The next day, there’s a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck…
Say it slowly
After a few weeks of trying, my wife just told me she’s pregnant.
She has the worst stutter ever.
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The different types of people
The different types of people:
A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.
An optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel….
Long life together
An old man was asked “What’s your secret that, even after 60 years of marriage, you still manage to call your wife my love, honey, sweetheart?”
He said “Well, I’ve forgotten her name long ago and I’m embarrassed to ask”
