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My grandpa’s favorite joke

Two guys are driving from Kansas to Maine and they drive by a sign for Worcester, MA. They both look at eachother and say, ‘how the hell do you pronounce that?” The driver says “War-chester”, the pas

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Cards reference

The teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers.

“Yes,” he said. “My father taught me.”

“Good. What comes after three?”

“Four,” answered the boy.

“What comes after six?”

“Seven.

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An Irish family lives on a farm

A poor Irish family lives on a farm and they rely on their single cow for income.

One morning, the father walks outside to find their cow dead.

“There is nothing that could help get us out of p

Rules for Comma Usage

I went to the doctor’s recently. He told me, “Don’t eat anything fatty.”
Me: You mean like bacon and burgers?…

Doctor: No fatty. Don’t eat anything.

Family Business

I said to my friend: “I wish I was a billionaire, just like my dad…”
My friend said “Whoa, your dad was a billionaire?”
I said “no, he also wished he was…”

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