A French, a German and an Italian spy are captured one day.

The captors grab the French spy, take him to the next room and tie his hands behind a chair. They then proceed to torture him for 2 hours before he finally cracks, answers all questions and gives up all of his secrets.

A US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies…
While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. “Welcome to heaven,” says St. Peter. “What we’ll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.”

An Englishman, an American and a Japanese guy are on a boat, moments away from plunging over a waterfall to their doom…

Suddenly a genie appears. The genie explains that he is of limited power. He cannot prevent their inevitable deaths, but he can grant each man one wish before he dies.

The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were “protecting.”

Feeling the heat from the police force, they decide to use a deaf and dumb person for this job. If he were to get caught, he wouldn’t be able to communicate to the police what he was doing.

A Canadian man, an American man, a Japanese man, and a Middle Eastern man walk into a bar. They all have a couple of beers and get to bragging. The American guy boasts, “I’m so lucky, I have 4 beautiful children, one more and I would have a basketball team.” Not to be outdone…

An Asian man goes on a trip to America

He goes to an American Bank to converts his money to dollars, while going through his trip he meets a generous old friend who decides to let him stay in his place and also pay for his expenses during his stay.

A Russian, an American and a Vietnamese were on a private plane together.

At 10,000 feet, the plane started encountering some problems and the pilot announced: "Gentlemen, I'm afraid we are running out of fuel, we will need to throw our baggage away to reduce the weight if we wish to land safely!"

It’s an old one. An American, a Frenchman and a Russian were having a conversation about the best feeling ever. The American said “The best feeling is when you come home from a long journey in the middle of the winter and find your house warm and welcoming…

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A Jamaican Rastaman went to the hospital for treatment on his badly burnt ears and the doctor asked him:

“How did you get your ears so badly burnt?”

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