How Were People Born?
A child asked his father: How were people born?
His father replied: Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies grew up and made more babies, and so on.
At An Expensive Restaurant
A guy invites his crush to an expensive restaurant for a dinner:
The guy: So let’s go to my place next.
Who Should Let You First?
A man asks his friend, “If your wife is shouting at the front door, and your dog is barking at the back door, who should let you first?”
The friend answers, “The dog, of course. At least he will be quiet after you let him in.”
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Keep Praying
When I was single, I kept praying to find my husband.
My husband never prayed to have a good wife, so he got me.
Lost Dollars
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was that old man who lost a hundred dollar bill…
Problems With Selling The Car
Elizabeth tried to sell her old car. She was having lots of problems selling it because the car had 250,000 miles on the odometer.
One day, she told her problem to a friend she worked with at a salon. Her friend told her,
Use Your Chance
Mother: James, come here.
James: Yes, mum?
Interview For A Visa
Interview for an Australian visa for the first time mostly be like:
Interviewer: Do you have a criminal record?
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While I Was Working
While I was working as a store Santa, a boy asked me for an electric train set.
“If you get your train,” I told him, “your dad is going to want to play with it too. Is that all right?”
The Smart Daughter
I was out walking with my 3 years old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.
“Why?” she asked.
The 4 Stages Of Life
The 4 stages of life:
1. You believe in Santa Claus
That Moment When…
That Moment When…
Dave Prayed To God
Dave prayed to God to solve all his family’s problems.
God answered his prayers.
A Time Machine
A man gets sent to kill Hitler with a time machine.
He enters inside the machine, gets cheered by his colleagues. Since the mission is very dangerous, he’s gonna be a national hero!
I’m Depressed
I’m depressed because the store just ran out of the thing I wanted to buy for Christmas.
It was antidepressant.
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Will Be Ready In 5 Minutes
If a girl says she will be ready in 5 minutes it means that she’ll be ready.
There’s no need to remind her every 30 minutes about it.
