Me, Myself And I
I’d like to thank my legs, for always supporting me;
my arms, who are always by my side,
A Blond Joke
Someone tells a blonde, “I like Eminem.”
The blonde says, “I like Skittles.”
The Mailman’s Last Day
It was a Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a tidy gift envelope.
That Moment When…
That Moment When…
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Effective Eardrops
One day my patient came and started to tell me how thankful she was to me. She announced she had good news and bad news.
“The medicine for my earache was very effective,” she said.
Three Friends Marry
Three friends got married. One day they met and started to talk about their marriage.
The first one started, “I told my wife that I want the house to be clean and tidy when I come home from work. I didn’t see changes on the first day, but on the second day, the house was clean and tidy.”
The Old Farmer
On a Sunday morning in winter, the pastor slowly made his way to the rural church in the middle of a blizzard, arriving with just five minutes to spare.
He walked in, turned on the lights, and looked around. No one else was there.
SUPPORT=FUNNY
The Witty Student
A professor is about to give his final exam…
“You must turn in your paper before 2 P.M. I won’t take it a second later.”
All the students turn in their papers and the professor begins to walk to his office when the last student jumps up and approaches the professor, “I’m so sorry I’m a few seconds late! Take my paper, please!”
An Annual Medical Examination
A very hot redhead goes to a doctor for an annual medical examination․
“Sit there ma’am, I’ll come to check your eyes in a few seconds.”
My Lazy Son
My Lazy Son
Expectations VS Reality
Expectations VS Reality
The Gambling Champion
The IRS decides to audit an elderly man and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when the man showed up with his attorney.
The auditor said:
Advantage Of Knowing Languages
I’m a Russian woman, but I know Chinese and English very well. Looking at me you’ll never guess that I know Chinese.
The other day a Chinese couple came to my line and I asked them (in English) all the necessary questions.
A Fishing Boat Owner
The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn’t paying proper wages to his Deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him.
IRS auditor: “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them”.
SUPPORT=FUNNY
An American, An Indian, And A Russian
An American, an Indian, and a Russian got in Hell and plead to the Devil that they don’t belong here. The Devil, bored, makes them an offer: “I’ll strike you 3 times with my whip, and if you survive, I’ll let you go. You can use anything you want as a shield”.
Workaholic’s Days
Workaholic’s Days
