A Nun Walks Into A Bar

The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while, the lights would go out. Each time this happened, the place would erupt into cheers.
A nun walked into the bar. And, when the patrons saw the nun, the room went dead silent.

The Witty Employee

Yesterday my employer came running to me and heavily said, “I was looking for you all day! Where the hell have you been? I looked through all the office.”

I replied, “Good employees are hard to find.”

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A Peaceful Relationship

They asked him, “Why your relationship with your wife is always peaceful and no fight ever?”

He replied, “That is because we agreed since the beginning that she takes decisions in small issues leaving me the big ones. For example, she takes decisions in what house or car to buy, what school we choose for our kids, what destinations to travel to, the suitable husbands for our daughters…

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A Young Woman And The Fortuneteller

A young woman goes to a fortuneteller. The fortuneteller tells her that she will be broke and unhappy until she turns forty.

“What happens when I turn forty?” the young woman asks, staring down at the cards.

A Two Liner

“Hey honey, am I the only one you’ve been with?

The wife replied, “Yes, the others were at least fives or nines.”

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